Sunday, February 22, 2009

The benefits of being preggo (other than the obvious offspring at the end)

1. Eating sugar and fat all the time without feeling guilty...nope, not one bit. (What, it's good for the baby, right?)

2. Not having periods!

3. It gives me some street cred with new mom patients...I think...

4. Being very unproductive is okay.

5. Not being a hunch-back since one's lumbar spine is forced to thrust forward and thus forcing your shoulders back...does that make sense?

6. Not caring that I wear the same thing all the time (still on my one week rotation of outfits...in fact, I work at 2 different clinics now so I actually can wear the exact outfit 2 days in a row! Woohoo!)

7. Going to this cute pregnancy spa...yup, they have one especially for preggo moms, you can even bring the baby with you post partum. Feeling more justified in spending $ on a quick pedi since I can't cut my own toe nails anymore. And I got a great massage therapist, dare I say even better than the one on Hali!

8. Being spoiled by my mom, I am soooo lazy. Feel a little bad for not helping out at all around the house.

9. I was hoping to make it at least a top 10 list, but I'm all out of ideas.

P.S. "Pregnancy Parking" does not exist here! I've even seen "hybrid car parking"!

2 comments:

CC said...

Haha This made me laugh! I definitely liked the "no period" one....

JWo said...

What - no new mothers to be parking? That is funny that you can't cut your own toenails anymore!