Stupid things I must stuff in my head for the American Boards (even though a real life pediatrician would need to look them up).

1. The vaccine schedule and the catch up schedule.

2. The guidelines for return to play after concussions Grades 1, 2, 3, and whether it's your 1st, 2nd, or 3rd.

3. The different organisms that are common in different states of the US.

4. HIV antivirals!! Like I'm going to be starting antiviral therapy on a kid!

5. All the rabies-causing animals, (like woodchucks and ferrets).

6. The incubation times of Herpes, varicella, measels, mump, rubella, etc.

7. Everything about TB, Syphilis, etc.

8. The pattern of inheritance for every obscure congenital condition, and the probability of recurrence for a sibling.

9. Defects of in spingolipids, ceramide, glycospingolipids, sphingomyelin, glycosaminoglycan, peroxisomes, glycogen, fatty acids, urea cycles, carbohydrates.

10. Every vitamin deficiency, and no, it's not just A, C, D, E, and K.

11. Every teenage drug use, overdose.

12. Side effect of every anti-epileptic medication.

13. Side effects of performance enhancing drugs.

13. Every medication that may cause fetal defects and in what trimester.

14. Estimating gestational ages of babies based on ear, sole creases, body hair, and testicles.

15. The composition of human milk.